Announcements: Quintet, 8/10/04

Self-Promotion is a Four-Letter Word, Followed by a Nine-Letter WordTop 8 Favorite Lame Pickup Lines, revised to promote my gig next Tuesday at the House of Shields:8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again on Tuesday night at my gig?7. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against my gig Tuesday night?6. There's you with all those curves and here's me with a gig Tuesday night and no brakes.5. Do you have any raisins? Then how 'bout a date, like Tuesday August 10th, a date on which I happen to have a gig?4. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you, and also you'll probably get a parking ticket while you're at my gig Tuesday night.3. You must be Jamaican, 'cause Jamaican me crazy and Jamaicans drink free at my gig Tuesday night.2. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together, and follow those with M, Y, G, I, G, T, U, E, S, D, A, Y, N, I, G, H, and T.... and the Number One Favorite Lame Pickup Line, revised to promote my gig this Tuesday at the House of Shields:1. We live under the constant threat of a terrorist attack. Do you want to die without coming to my gig Tuesday night?WHAT: The Ian Carey QuintetWHEN: Tuesday, August 10th, 5:30-8:30 p.m.WHERE: The House of Shields, New Montgomery & Market (415) 495-5436HOW MUCH: Zilch.