Announcements: Quintet, 7/12/05

Ian's Gig Announcement: The Mad Libs EditionHowdy [plural noun]! I'd like to [verb] you about my big [adjective] hour show coming up TONIGHT at the House of [plural noun], a quaint little [noun] nestled in San Francisco's [adjective] District where everybody knows your [noun], and you're always [adjective] you [past-tense verb]! [Exclamation] yeah!You'll hear the [noun] play some of my [plural noun] as well as plenty of old [plural noun]. We also have [very large number] special guests including the [adjective] Dayna Stephens, who's back from [geographical location] and sounding really [adjective]—and I mean REALLY [adjective]—along with newcomers [name of person in room] on drums and Kurt [German-sounding last name] on [musical instrument]. It's going to so be [adjective] you'll shout "[exclamation]", or my name isn't [celebrity]!I don't give a [animal]'s [part of the body] whether you have tickets to the [name of sport] game, or a date with [female celebrity] (and her [adjective] [part of the body]—hubba hubba!) or even an appointment to get your [part of the body] waxed... you better get your [part of the body] down to the [noun] of Shields tonight. You'll be really [adjective] you did, you [relative] of a [noun]!And remember, on Tuesdays, ladies [verb] free!WHO: Ian [nonsense word], [musical instrument], withAdam Shulman, pianoDayna Stephens, saxophoneBrian Bowman, drumsKurt Kotheimer, bassWHERE: The House of Shields, 39 [adjective] Montgomery St. (betw. Market & Mission), San [Spanish name].WHEN: TONIGHT, Tuesday, July 12, 5:30-8:30 p.m.HOW MUCH: Not [number] [color] [monetary unit].