Announcements: Quintet, 11/23/04

Only Acceptable Excuses for Not Attending Tomorrow's Performance of Ian's You Better Believe It'll Be Wicked Awesome Jazz Quintet at the House of Shields:

11. Dog died10. Being held captive by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi9. Ate an entire carton of unfiltered cigarettes thinking they were mints8. Down with a wicked case of monkeypox7. Never liked jazz6. Believe Ian is the Antichrist5. Owe Ian money and can't look him in the face again until ready to pay him back4. Drifting over the Atlantic Ocean in a giant peach with some obnoxious grasshopper dude3. Owed money by Ian and getting sick of his damn excuses2. Dog owed money by Antichrist Musab al-Monkeypox and never liked unfiltered grasshoppers nor jazz neither

... and the Final Acceptable Excuse for Not Attending Tomorrow's Performance of Ian's You Better Believe It'll Be Wicked Awesome Jazz Quintet at the House of Shields:

1. Forgot

Everybody else better be there.WHAT: The Ian Carey Quintet, featuring:Evan Francis, tenor saxophoneAdam Shulman, pianoFred Randolph, bassJon Arkin, drumsWHEN: Tomorrow, Tuesday, November 23, 5:30-8:30 p.m.WHERE: The House of Shields, New Montgomery & Market (415) 495-5436HOW MUCH: Zzzp.