Announcements: Quartet, 4/27/04

Attendance MandatoryLadies and Gentlemen, children of all ages! Come one, come all to the amazing spectacle of The House of Shields and the Flying Ian Carey Brothers' No-Cover Happy Hour Jazzstravaganza!WITNESS death-defying feats of musical daredevilry and melodious derring-do!SEE the Two-Armed Drummer!BEHOLD the Drunken Audience Member who wants to hear "Margaritaville"!MARVEL at the World-Renowned Giant Violin!WATCH as the Escape Artist-Trumpeter vanishes without paying the rest of the band!SEE your hard-earned dollars disappear into the vortex of the Incredible Bottomless Tip-Jar!But whatever you do... don't miss THE GREATEST SHOW ON FLOOR!WHAT: The Ian Carey QuartetWHEN: Tuesday, April 27, 5:30-8:30 p.m.WHERE: The House of Shields, New Montgomery & Market (415) 495-5436HOW MUCH: Squat.